Italian Men

One day I'ma go to a bigga hotel.  Ina da morning I go downa to eatta breakfast.  I

tella da waitress I wanna two pisses toast.  She bring only one piss.  I tell her I wanna two

pisses.  She say to go to da toilet.  I say you no understand, I wanna two piss on my plate.

She say you better not piss on the plate, you sonna ma bitch!  I don't even know da lady

and she calla me a sonna ma bitch!

Later I go to eatta lunch at da Duke Resturaunte.  Da waitress bringa me a spoon

and knife , but no fock.  I tella her I wanna fock.  She tella me everybody wanna fock.  I

tella her, you no understand...I wanna fock onna da table!  She say you better not fock

onna da table you sonna ma bitch!

So I go backa to my room inna hotel.  There's no shits onna my bed.  I calla da

manager and tella him I wanna shits.  He tella me to go to the toilet.  I say you no

understand...I wanna shits onna da bed.  He say you better not shit on the bed you sonna

ma bitch!

Then I go to check out of  da hotel, and da same man at the desk say "Peace to

you!"  And I say "Piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch.  I'm gonna go backa to Italy!!!"