It was a dark and stormy Halloween night and
Sal and Jess
her best friend
were at Sal's house for the night to watch
movies.
Knock, Knock, Knock, "Sal, someones at
the door do you
want me to answer
it?", Jess yelled to Sal who was upstairs
doing her hair in
the bathroom. "Yeah Cool Jess its
probably
just some more
annoying trick or treaters anyway", replied Sal.
Jess got up off the couch and approached the
door making
sure to peer
through the peephole to see who it was.
All she
could make out
were two small dark figures so she guessed they
were trick or
treaters. She then opened the door just
enough so
she could have
the latch on. "Grrrrrrr we are the
creatures from
hell",
screamed the smaller of the two figures.
Both
the figures were dressed with a bed sheet that had
obviously been
painted black and thrown over their heads with
just two tiny
holes where the eyes would be. The
other figure
then said
"whats it gunna be lady, trick or treat?" Jess opened
the door fully
now and beckoned them to come inside.
"Just
wait here",
she said as she ran up the stairs and into the
bathroom where
Sal was still combing her hair.
"Sal what should I give those two
boys", asked Jess. "I dunno
give them one of
those chocolate things near the fridge", Sal
replied. Jess turned and went back down the stairs
into the
kitchen to find
the bars. "Are you still there
boys?", she yelled.
But there was no
reply. Jess stopped and went back to
the front
door. To her surprise the boys had vanished and
there was no
sign of
them. Fine she thought to herself at
least it saves two
more chocolate
bars for me.
Suddenly Jess heard a voice but she didn't
know what it said
or where it was
coming from. "Is somebody
there?", Jess
inquired taking a
huge gulp at the same time. "Yeah
me",
replied the voice
in a strong tone. Arggghhhhh Jess
screamed
as she saw a tall
man bearing a long sharp knife. Jess
turned
around and bolted
back up the stairs as fast as she could.
"Sal, Sal the...the...theres a huge guy
with a knife downstairs",
Jess
stuttered. "What are you on about
Jess?", replied Sal.
"Im serious
Sal there's a guy with a knife downstairs and he's
'gunna' kill
us", shrieked Jess as the panic set in.
Sal was
begining to get
worried now as she tried to think
straight.
"Now calm
down Jess", Sal said softly,
"There are two of us
and only one of
him right?," "Right!",
replied Jess. "So all we
gotta do is each
grab something heavy and go face this guy head
to head",
explained Sal. Sal slowly began walking
out of the
bathroom and
beckoned Jess to follow. The girls now
proceeded along
the hall and into Sal's room. Sal
looked for
her baseball bat
while Jess ran to Sal's brother's room for
something she
could use to hit this intruder. She
found a golf
club lying under
his bed, grabbed it and ran out the room, her
and Sal met just
above the stairs. "You
ready?", she asked,
"Readier
than i'll ever be!", Sal replied, not so enthusiasticly.
"OK, here
goes!"
The two girls now began to make there way
downstairs both
shivering in
terror. Suddenly it all got too much
and Jess
collapsed and
began tumbling down the stairs. She
rolled all
the way to the
bottom dropped her golf club and then landed flat
on her back
motionless.
At that the moment Sal who was standing
still in shock
noticed a man
enter through the front door and move towards
Jess brandishing
a knife and a briefcase. Sal screamed
at the
top of her voice
"you leave my friend alone you bastard", and
charged towards
the man swinging her bat. Sal had a
huge
swing but didn't
actually connect with the man who was now
bent down next to
Jess asking her if she was alright.
The man then looked up at Sal and said,
"Wow thats some
greeting you two
have got there". Sal stopped for a
moment
and stared at the
man with a confused expression.
"Im Tim
Shaw from Demtal
Shopping Service and I was wondering
whether you girls
were interested in purchasing the one and only
Tasaki meat
knife", explained the man. Jess
who was now
sitting upright
began to chuckle. You mean you arnt
some
Psycho here to
murder us and steal our money?, asked Sal.
No
as i said
"Im Tim Shaw selling the Tasaki Meat knife from
Japan". Jess began to say something when the man
interuppted
saying "but
wait theres more, like this fabulous fruit peeler,
which also has
functions for cutting carrots, mashing potatos,
scrambling eggs
and more!" Sal and Jess looked at
each other
and began to
laugh and laugh and laugh!
Toatal Words=836
THE END
By Ben Ebbott
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