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Have you ever thought of what America would be like under a different style of government.  Thomas Jefferson said "A little rebellion now and then is a good thing."  If the governmental system that is in place is not meeting the needs of the country then that governmental system must be changed.  For those of you who do not understand the meaning of Anarchy, Webster has defined it as follows:

Anarchy:     <`an-ahr-kee>...noun.  1. A social structure without law and order,                                   government, or authority.  2. Utter  confusion. 

                         3. A rebellion against what is accepted as right or                                 correct.

Anarchy usually starts off small and grows over a long period of time... at first, primitive forms of Anarchy such as crank calls, and petty theft will begin the process.  At this point, frequent failure or getting caught may put a stop to the increasing chaotic tendencies within the person   in question.  If the child Anarchist is successful in his endeavors, however, he will move on to bigger and better things.  The real fun stuff starts in high-school...  there are endless possibilities for amusement at the expense of   others.  One thing to remember however  is that there are many obstacles which stand in your path such as cops, locks, alarms and of course, the most important thing to watch out for is carelessness on your part.  It is because of carelessness that many good hell raisers have met  their  fate.  There is a place for the Anarchist everywhere.  College campuses, bus stations, metropolises, and even small rural Idaho mountain ranches are common places to find Anarchists. Anarchism provides fun, entertainment, and is somewhat cheap, making it a viable alternative for college students.

College students do need to have fun and entertainment amongst their studies.  Anarchism can provide that fun and entertainment.  Before you can go out and have fun, you must prepare yourself.  First things first you must decide what you are going to do.  Are you going to just cause mayhem or really have some fun by exploding something (could an exploding clock tower fit into your plans)?  Your plans directly effect what you take with you.   For a successful strike on  your target area, you will need the following:

         o Camouflage (dark clothing, mask)-   To prevent discovery & Identification

         o A small bat or solid stick/bar  -     To  eliminate  people or  dogs  who  get in                                          the way & to increase destructive power

         o A small, "efficient" weapon  - For serious  emergencies only! (knives or                                           mini-chucks are good)

         o Flashlight                      -   So you can see!

         o Several projectiles             -     Yes,  even the  most basic of prehistoric                                           weaponry can be the Anarchist's  best                                           friend.  Everything  from rocks  to eggs to                                         your little brother classifies, anything that                                       can be  used  to  damage  or  destroy                                         when thrown will do... however,  due to the                                         relative inexpensiveness and availability of                                        rocks leads to their wide usage.

         o Smoke Bombs                     -     A valuable tool

         o Flammables           -    A  MUST!!!!  Gasoline, hair spray, ANYTHING                                         that burns enthusiastically classifies.                                             However,  with the availability of gasoline,                                        and the relative inexpensiveness, (now                                        1.44/gal!), this most often becomes the                                       chosen  fluid. 

         o Explosives                       -    Not compulsory for the job  but   they   sure                                      add a spark to the evening!  These are a                                            personal favorite. As everybody knows,                                        there are many, many, files floating 'round                                         out there ( on the Internet) on this  topic.  I                                           have  seen  docs and  plans for  everything                                         from the front  axle  car  bomb to the                                        exploding ball-point pen.

         o Spray Paint                          -     To   mark   out   your territory  &  let  the                                           world  know  you  were there...

         o Lock Picks & a Bag            - Just in  case  an easy target for theft                                             presents itself while your vandalizing

         o Transportation      -    (Preferably  motorized... be real).  Or, in                                         many cases, a flock  of such.  A mandatory                                          requirement for a successful authoritative                                          attack,  for  true  Anarchists  don't  get                                          caught at the scene.

Once  you  have all your equipment, you're ready to go.  Easy  targets  are

mail  boxes, bird feeders, X-mas lights (when in season) and greenhouses.  The

weapon you  will  use most is the bat or steel bar you brought along  in  your

trusty Anarchist's  bag.  Remember to spray paint the traditional encircled "A"

where ever you go to let the world know Anarchy is alive an' well.

     Now   you  have to use some direct methods to evade  capture.  Start  off

mild  by   simply  running. If they persist, create obstacles as you   go   by

knocking  things   down  in your wake, jumping fences, cars,  etc.  If  that

fails, try a few smoke bombs lobbed over your shoulder to block their view... 

NO! Hmmmm well it's  time  to get serious because you smoke too  much

to stay ahead  for  long.  So,  use  the explosives... that should do it  but

if  not,  just  turn  around, whip out the projectiles or the weapon  of  your

choice an' just beat the living ______ out of `em.  Now you can go home, being

sure  to spray paint an  encircled "A"  on Mr. Johnson's bleeding  forehead...

(heh, I doubt he'll chase  you  next time).

There is a place for the Anarchist everywhere.  College campuses, bus stations, metropolises, and even small rural Idaho mountain ranches are common places to find Anarchists. Anarchism provides fun, entertainment, and is somewhat cheap, making it a viable alternative for college students.  Beware of the Anarchist,  for they are out there.

NOTE:

Please be aware that the contents of the essay are not necessarily the feelings of the author.  This essay was written as the point of view of an Anarchist.