HOOKED ON EBONICS

15 Feb 97 dayz:

Today's Lesson:

Hooked on Ebonics: 15 Feb 97 dayz:

Today's Lesson:

Hooked on Ebonics:

Leroy is a 20 year old 9th grader. This be Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

Foreclose:

If I pay alimony this month, I'll have no money foreclose.

Rectum:

I once had two cadillacs, but my ol' lady rectum.

Hotel:

I gave my girlfriend the crabs and the hotel everyone.

Disappointment:

My parole officer tol me if I miss disappointment, they gonna send me back to the big house.

Penis:

I went to da doctor and he handed me a cup and said penis.

Israel:

Alonso tried to sell me a Rolex. I said, man that looks fake. He said "bullshit" that watch Israel.

Catacomb:

Don King was at the fight the other night, man somebody oughta give dat catacomb.

Undermine:

There is a fine lookin hoe living in the apartment undermine.

Acoustic:

When I was liddle, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to da pool hall.

Iraq:

When I got to da pool hall, I tol my uncle Iraq, you break.

Stain:

My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her" Do you plan on stain for dinner"

Seldom:

My cousin gave me two tickets to the Nicks game, so I seldom.

Honor:

At the rape trial, the Judge axed my buddy who be honor first.

Odyssey:

I tol my brother, you odyssey the tits on that hoe.

Axe:

The policeman wanted to axe me some questions.

Tripoli:

I was gonna buy my ol' lady a bra for her birthday, but I couldn't find a Tripoli.

Fortify:

I asked the hoe how much? She said "fortify"

Income:

I just got in bed with da hoe and income my wife.