How to get
anything you ever wanted for free...
The
"system" is a series of checks and balances. It's an insiders club
and unless you know the rules
or are willing to
break them, you'll probably never have a pot to piss in. Not....
Where does it
say, we have to put up with, read about or watch on TV, the exploits of people
like
Donald Trump,
Robin Leach or one of the "Kennedy's". Personally, I'm tired hearing
about all
their bullshit.
Who gives a shit what Hillary or Tipper are wearing either?
When people like
"The Donald" make a poor business investment and can't pay their
bills on time,
what do they do?
They renegotiate. Yep, that's right. They tell the bank "I can't pay"
but I'm such
a fabulous person
you should renegotiate my loan. Bullshit!
How fast do you
think the bank would have you or me out on our ass? In record time, right?
Money is power
and unless you have money you're powerless right? Not...
Money is an
illusion. Power is an illusion. Both are projected by cunning and affluent
people and
organizations to
get what they want. And, if they can't pay for it, they go bankrupt or
renegotiate.
Why should they
have all that luxury and not us? Hell, I can default on a loan as well as any
of
them!
Almost every
company in America will ship you goods on credit if you project the right
image, ask
the right
questions and have the right answers...People will kiss your ass if they think
you have
great wealth. The
best resturants will seat you "up front" if they think "you're a
player". Why not?
Sounds good to
me...
Is this method
for acquiring material things legal? Hell no! But half the shit Big Brother
does to us
everyday isn't
legal either...Want to ride around town in a big black imported car for free?
How
about a brand new
Pentium computer for the office? The kids want Mopeds? Nooooooo
problem! Pay
attention.
Picking a company
name...
What's in a name?
Business wise it could mean everything...if you want to get over. It also has a
lot
to do with what
you want to acquire for free. Let's say you want to start a new business and
need
all-types of
office equipment.
You could call
yourself "Sal's Pizzeria" but that wouldn't wash too well when you're
trying to
establish a
$100,000 line of credit. Most credit managers will dump the application in the
round file
and require COD
cash. Not the best choice of names. How about something like Tri-Star
Industries Intl
or RCA Electronics? The idea is to project the image of a big well known
company.
Joe's Paving
Company won't work either...think of a large company and play with the
name...something
that gives the illusion of being a huge conglomerate like MicroSoft Corporation
but in fact you
use Microsoft Labs. Inc. Close but no cigar, get the idea? When you speak with
a
salesman you tell
him you're from MicroSoft...
I know someone
who put together a company called Tandy Merchandising. When he applied for
credit with
vendors he alluded to being the buying agent for Tandy Corporation (Radio
Shack) but
sent purchase
orders stating his company was Tandy Merchandising. The greedy salesman always
figure it's a
subsidiary and try their best to push initial orders through credit in hopes of
"getting
the big
one". This guy always ordered two dozen "pieces" as a sample
order. The list of stings
was impressive.
He also always ordered the best model of everything with all the options.
Imagine
having two dozen
Pentium computers, laser printers, desktop scanners, big screen televisions,
fully
blown out stereos
with speakers, ect, etc, etc. These things can be turned into easy cash...
The goods you can
acquire are only limited by your imagination...lets say you want to open your
own recording
studio. No problem. Put together a "wish list" and cut the purchase
order. Fax it to
the appropriate
vendor and wait for the salesman to call. Oh yeah, I forgot a few things.
You'll
need to set up
first...
Let's say for the
purposes of this lesson we're gonna pick RCA Electronics as our name, not to be
confused (God
forbid) with RCA - Radio Corporation of America, the giant who made the radio,
phonographs and
television famous. Sounds like a good name to me. Imagine the greedy son of a
bitch salesman at
the "Blue Widget" company when you call and say you're "John
Smith (think of
something
better), vice president of corporate purchasing for RCA" and you need
50,000 blue
widgets. I
guarantee the salesman will shit...but "since you got burned, dealing with
XYZ
company you'll require
500 samples ($200 each) for testing purposes". You must have them
within ten days
for evaluation and you'll send along a purchase order. I guarantee the order
flys
through
processing . They will extend you Net 30 days payment without even blinking.
They want
the big order.
Acquiring dummy
corporate papers
To open up a bank
account you'll need a corporate seal and certificate of incorporation. You'll
also need a
Federal Tax ID number. Certain states may vary but generally this is all that is
required.
Find a corporate
resolution book from somewhere and get the certificate of incorporation. This
is
the proof that
the corporation is registered with the state. Get a good typewriter, preferably
one
with
interchangeable fonts. Make a copy of the certificate of incorporation and
"white out" the
corporate name.
Insert your bogus corporate name (RCA Electronics Inc.) on the original and
make a good
photocopy. You should now have a good photocopy of the certificate of
incorporation
with your bogus corporate name on it.
Now you need a
corporate seal. Let your fingers do the walking through the yellow pages and
find
a company that
makes rubber stamps. Generally these companies also make corporate seals. Call
them up and tell
them you lost your company seal and need a replacement to "do a deal"
in a
hurry. Most
places will take the order and have the new seal with your bogus corporate name
on it
in a few days.The
cost is usually about $20. You'll have to supply them with the corporate name,
year and state of
incorporation. Get this info off the certificate of incorporation you
liberated.
Pickup the seal
in a few days and you're all set. Be sure to get a tax ID number. In the New
York
area they
generally start with 13-xxxxxx. The second set of numbers is seven digits long.
Opening a bank
account
Wait a minute.
What is this? I thought we were robbing this stuff? Why do we need a bank
account? The
simple answer is, some companies no matter how well you try, will always
require a
company check
with the first order. I suggest staying away from these companies but sometimes
they have
merchandise you're ALMOST willing to die for...No problem. The check is gonna
bounce
anyway...You'll also need a bank account for a reference (don't worry we'll
cover that).
Put a few hundred
in your pocket, drive out of your area, and pick a large commercial bank. DO
NOT do this in
your neighborhood or local small town! Pick an area away from where you live.
Dress well and
wait until 15 minutes before the bank closes for the day...Everyone is always
in a
hurry to get to
happy hour right?
Find an officer
or new account teller and tell them you want to open a business checking
account.
All you need is
the corporate seal, certificate of incorporation and the tax ID number. They
might
require personal
ID so show them your phony drivers license (see Creating a New Identity).
You'll
need to fill out
a few forms, stamp your corporate seal and before you know it you're out the
door
with your starter
checkbook. The real checkbook will be delivered by UPS in about 7-10 days.
Make sure you've
given the "drops" address not your own. Try to pick a bank that will
give you an
ATM card. They're
always nice to have in order to get your cash back...
Setting up the
drop
You'll need an
office to operate out of and I suggest a small suite with reception area and
one
private office.
Find an office with a good address (RCA wouldn't be on the poor side of town)
and
rent it for cash.
Usually this will require the first months rent and two months deposit. You
DON'T
HAVE TO SPEND A
LOT OF MONEY! Keep it cheap. You're not gonna be there that
long...provide
the landlord with phony ID also. DO NOT RENT AN OFFICE NEAR YOUR
HOME OR NORMAL
PLACE OF BUSINESS.
Call the
telephone company and order two phone lines. Try and get a "Gold"
number like
555-5000 or
666-4900. Something that sounds like a "big company" telephone
number. Make
sure the fax
number is not one digit off the telephone number like: Tel: 555-5000 and Fax:
555-5001. This
obviously means only two lines. Don't ever make a personal call from these
telephone lines.
Don't ever call home or anyone you know personally, not even a beeper. These
phones are for
the "sting" They will be investigated after you're gone. Make sure
they find nothing.
Remember, you
want to give the impression of a large company. If the telephone company wants
your reach
number, give them a voice mail number ringing into your beeper that you have
acquired
for cash in a
fictitious name. NEVER GIVE YOUR REAL NUMBER OR INFO. The phone
company usually
requires a few hundred dollars deposit for two business telephone lines. Pay
it.
It's chicken feed
compared to what you're gonna make. Make sure you order voice mail with
remote access on
the telephone line. It is not necessary on the fax line. When the lines are
installed,
place a
single-line phone with "hold" on the telephone line and a fax machine
on the fax line.
Next step is get
a female (we're not trying to be sexist but most telephone receptionists ARE
female) who's
"in" on the sting to answer the phone. She would say something like
"Good
morning, RCA,
please hold" and immediately put each incoming call on hold for about 30
seconds. This
gives the impression of a busy switchboard. When she comes back on the line she
would say
something like "How may I direct your call, please hold...while I connect
you"...Get
the picture?
Another nice touch is if you get one of those GOOD voice changing machines so
she
can come back on
the line as "your secretary". Again, you must create the impression
of a large
company. If you
have a few people in on the "sting" let them answer, creating the
illusion a large
department.
Credit References
Gee, how are we
gonna establish credit? We're only a few days in business...Right. You are what
you say you are!
Most companies require three credit references. Sometimes more. Set up your
own references.
Go back to the
friendly out-of-the-neighborhood beeper guy and setup four voice mail beepers.
Always pay cash.
No record. Program the message on each one differently. Something like
"Hello,
you've reached Northstar Distributors, all lines are busy right now, we value
your
business, please
leave your name and telephone number and one of our representatives will
return your call
in a few minutes. Thank you for calling NorthStar". The "mark"
will ask for
"John
Doe" the credit manager to return his call. When the beeper goes off,
simply make note of
the caller, wait
a few minutes, and return the call to "John Doe" giving
"good" not "super
excellent"
credit info. You don't want to draw suspicion.
Generally, if
you're trying to rip off $10,000. worth of merchandise you would give a credit
reference of
something like "yeah, RCA has done business with us for about 6 years,
their high
credit is
$30,000-$40,000. dollars and their terms are Net 30. They pay their bills on
time...No
problems...They're a good customer"...Every once in a while, you might
question the
"mark",
"Hey, what do you guys sell? Not the same things as me I hope. I don't
wanna lose
this
customer"...Heh, heh... it ALWAYS works...Remember, use different voices
or a GOOD
voice changer..
Program two more
beepers the same way with different company names that are your "credit
references".
Have each voice mail ask the "mark" to leave a name and telephone
number for a
prompt response.
Make sure the "credit references" are large sounding companies with a
resident
credit manager or
officer who handles credit.
Program the
fourth beeper as the bank. remember the credit application always asks for the
bank,
bank account
number and the number of an officer to contact. The message might sound
something like
"Hi, this is Joseph Cupcakes...I'm away from my desk right now, please
leave
your name and
telephone number and I'll get right back to you...If this is an internal bank
message, you can
reach me at extension 316". The "mark" has no way of reaching
extension
"316"
so he will assume he HAS reached the bank and leave his name and phone number
for the
bank officer to
return his call.
Wait a few hours
or even until the next day. Have the "bank officer" call back the
"mark" and ask
what this is in
reference to...when he hears it's a credit reference he should be
"reluctant" to give
info at first.
Credit managers are used to that. It gives the appearance of normal bank
resistance to
divulge customer
information. After a little prodding have the "bank officer" agree to
divulge that
"RCA"
maintains several accounts of "mid-six figure numbers" in that bank
and is a customer in
"good
standing". Translated, it means that "RCA" has a few
"million" on deposit with that bank.
The "bank
officer" might also add "Don't you know who RCA is?" Again, it
creates the illusion of
power and money
and appeals BIG time to the GREED of the "mark".
Dun &
Bradstreet Reports
Good old D&B.
The ultimate business information network. Bullshit. The only thing that goes
into
an initial
D&B report is what YOU TELL THEM. Believe it or not, I know several people
that
have acquired
D&B reports on real companies, copied the financial statements and passed
them
off as their own.
Pick a company that does several million dollars worth of business with an
excellent D&B
rating and copy their financial statement. Include it with your applaication
and D&B
will give you the
same rating!
Call D&B and
request a D&B number. They will give you one right over the telephone. Ask
them
to fax over a
credit rating application. Fill it out and attach a copy of the
"liberated" financial
statement. In a
week or so someone will call from D&B to "go over" the rating
form. Of course,
you'll be waiting
with all the "right answers" and in a few days you'll have your new
D&B credit
rating stating
that your company is worth "several million dollars" and "pays
it's bills on time".
D&B will
actually send you a copy in the mail and this can also be attached to any
credit
application your
filling out to "sting" a company. Sometimes D&B checks the bank.
Not always.
Don't worry about
it, your "bank officer" is waiting anyway...
Getting the
Loot...
Now that you've
got the office with telephone and fax in place (some prefer a laptop instead of
fax
and typewriter),
you're just about ready to start. You must now do your homework. Make a
complete list of
what you're ordering, from whom and how many of each you need. Have backup
vendor companies
in case one or more vendor companies is "out of stock" on an item. To
expedite the
ordering process place a call to the "mark" companies and request a
quote on the
items.
The request
should sound something like this "Hi, this is Rufus Teapot, I'm at
corporate
purchasing with
RCA. I have a request for six Pentium 133 Mhz computers with 40 Meg
RAM, built in CD
rom with high speed internal modems. They also want 20" color monitors.
I need a firm
quote. I'm getting ready to cut a purchase order. Can you fax me that quote
today? I need to
get three bids. I need delivery by Friday" (3 days away). Do you have the
items in stock?
Can you get them here here by Friday? Otherwise I have to go elsewhere. If
these computers
fit the bill, we'll need 60 more"....Guaranteed the salesman is getting a
woody...In a
short while you'll recieve the firm quote. You'll also receive a credit
application.
Great care should
be given to the preparation of the purchase order. You must insert exactly the
same information
and model numbers that are on the price quote. You don't want anything to slow
the process.
Great care should be given to the design of the purchase order. If you're
trying to
shadow the real
RCA, get one of their purchase orders and design yours to look the same. You
don't need a
printer. Do it with a desktop publishing program. It also adds
"illusion" when you
add something
like "4500 outlets throughout the USA" on it.
When the salesman
asks for the completed credit report say something like "Ok, I'll get that
done
for you. By the
way we're rated 1A by D&B. That should be all you need. I'll fax over a
copy
of our financial
with a copy of our D&B report". The salesman will have the credit
manager by
the neck to
approve the order and your goods will be winging their way to you in no time...
It's as simple as
that...
Oh, by the way.
UPS will deliver the merchandise unless you ask for FedEx or DHL. No
problem. Sign for
it and get a van to cart it away. It's not STOLEN merchandise yet. You applied
for and got
credit right? No one is screaming fraud yet right? You have about a thirty day
"window"
to get any and all merchandise you want. After that the "mark"
companies will be
looking for
payment. Be smart. Get out of the "sting" location after three weeks.
The average
"sting"
can get you $100,000 dollars worth of merchandise for free. DON'T EVER GO BACK
FOR ANY REASON.
DON'T BE GREEDY. This scam is so sweet you can do it over and
over from
different location for years and years. There is NO WAY to track you if you
followed
this plan. Also,
DON'T EVER HIT THE SAME COMPANY TWICE...DON'T USE THE
SAME BOGUS
COMPANY NAME TWICE. LOSE THE BEEPERS. ETC. ETC ETC.
BE SMART.....
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